((We’ll return with new answers to asks and better art after the Summer is over. Sorry we’re such lazy twat buckets.))
Ello, I'm Phillip Pirrup and I am pleased to make your acquaintance! Currently I reside in hell with my friend, Damien Thorn. You can ask us anything you fancy, though Damien will probably be less inclined to answer because he is a stick in the mud. :(